The G Theory

You are such an inspiration to the things that I never ever chose to be….
-Maynard James Keenan

I guess the difference between the conversations that we tend to make while we are sober and the impromptu conversations sometimes floating in the skies makes a hell lot of difference. The sober thingy is all boring lame lies that we tend to tell over and over again in an orchestrated manner just to feel secure, important and more importantly feel strong about oneself. With the limited thoughts you tend to recreate the history with your own twisted versions and rhetorically lynching oneself with mirror licking madness. Hmmm.. anywayz. During the cloud nine conversations that I was involved with friends about the diaspora of the gujju’s (I call them the JEWS of India, at least in monetary terms ;)) around the world. We happened to discuss all other religions and their roots as well (which normally I don’t involve with). I got something to say about it and it goes a little something like this.

In the beginning we were all just wandering the earth aimlessly in search of truth and other stuff just as we are doing now. Kind of pagans worshipping everything they see, feel, and interact with like sun, moon, sand, snakes etc. etc. Paganism was the earliest form of religion or (WAY of LIFE) like the Hindu’s say and during this wandering nomadic life each ventured into his own tribe or sect according to his needs and pleasures. And by this time (that time) everyone were as unique as we are in their intellects and quest for unfathomable knowledge. The point known to mankind is before the Abrahamic religions (according to chronology -Jews, Christian, and Muslims), Hinduism, Buddhism, Scientology, Blaintology, Rajneeshology, Sri Sri Sriologies, and that butt**** Ramdevalogy the only way of life was wandering life which can be termed as paganism. Some call it cult, but all the above mentioned so called religions are Cults, Super Cults, Misogynist cults, Breeding Cults, Murderous cults, Raping Cults, Looting Cults, Barbaric Cults.. etc. etc. If you think deeply the basic teachings of all the religions it sure points at some Crazy, Junky, loony lunatic with a pot pipe wanting how life should be around HIM, Wanting to control most of the things around HIM (don’t understand Why the Fuck the God is basically man at first place) Some might say we have female gods in our religion, I say fuck you. When you zero down to the almighty its always the male dick who is always at the top. Somehow the mother who gave birth to him did not have the super powers as he possesses ;) hmmm and if you read most of this gods history you come to know that even he was a total looser just like US (Some might not include in the US thingy, respect their difference of opinion so, Fck them) at some point in life but somehow managed to defeat all past mistakes and became GOD. Hmmm.. that makes a good story doesn’t it !! Well we all like to jack off once a while just to feel good to ourselves and sometimes it goes too far like this. Now coming to the point again where I have actually deviated myself from the topic under the discussion All these tribes, cults and sects started to worship a certain entity whom they called god and then conglomerated all into one called “Way of life” (Religion). Who is controlling all our lives, watching our every step, and every move and a having an account of everything we do, good bad and the ugly. And these tribes, sects, and cults formulated to the religions of the world today. Sometimes we don’t understand the others formula so we simply kill them. Like any cheap thrill that we are addicted just like that no reasons, no questions, and certainly no answers. All for nothing.. Just as it is..
Go sane
Insane!!

PS : wanted to write this elaborately but I am not in a mood to write as I am in a hurry!! And it always feels good to have unfinished business ;)