I see dumb people

Caution:
Please remove your cerebral makeup before reading it!


A man walks in the forests of Cochin [:O] one fine sunny day, not to realize that he will be swallowed by a snake in a few mins time! As he walks he hears some hisses and chirping's and then suddenly hez attacked by a python (exact species unknown as Mountain snake is stated by the author) He tries to fend it off but in vain only to be coiled up by that snake in a few seconds times then he realized that he had a knife in the pocket, Which he took it out in a flash and held it next to his face.. After this the snake slowly started to swallow and the its jaws and hence it's body stared to slit apart (don't ask for logic here)It's like the zipper effect, or when you send a balsa wood on a saw mill. The snake was killed and the man came unscathed. The only doubt that the author has is that whether he held the knife vertically upwards or horizontally at perpendicular to his face (:|)

I would love to put some graphic images which shows exactly how it happened. But presently my brain has gone into a deep coma after hearing and writing it.

PS:Exact date and location unavailable! but narration took place somewhere in between 2003 and 2004